if I were a pyramid

if I were a margarita

if I were a cookie

if I were a piece of lint

if I were a rock

if I were a bubble

if I were a palm tree

if I were a paperclip

if I were a toenail

if I were a flag

if I were the moon

if I were a fork

if I were a blanket

if I were a biscuit

if I were a stick of butter

if I were a toothpick

if I were a nose

if I were a roll of duct tape

if I were a vitamin pill

if I were a bowl of oatmeal

if I were a pretzel

if I were a microwave

 

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